Today Kim Kardashian announced she was seeking a divorce from husband Kris Humphries.
The couple was married only 73 days – not even three months.
Now, it’s not like we didn’t see it coming, but three months of marriage doesn’t even seem like trying.
After all, Kardashian licensed the photos, videos, exclusive stories, and web and TV material to E! for millions of dollars.
InfoStar even sent them a silver salad fork as a gift.
They could have made it last at least six months – just to make it look legitimate.
Ironically the very network, E!, that paid to exclusively cover the wedding is now running headlines for exclusive stories about their “tragic” divorce.
|Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries|
See the irony? We’re such suckers.
Kim announced the divorce by tweeting,
“Yes @kimkardashian is filing for divorce this morning. I touched base with her, getting a statement in just a few mins.”
Kim later released a statement to the media saying,
“After careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things don’t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.”
Kris says he was blindsided, and Kim took a day long massage and bath day after breaking the news to reporters.
Now the money machine can crank back up at E! to ensure we have 24 hour coverage of all the grizzly details of the divorce for the next two months.
Hmm, it almost seems like they did it just for the attention and the money.
I wonder if we’ll get our fork back.
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